Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

In Let there be plight the P is silent

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess