There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one