The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial