There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
