In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
