When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
