Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm