Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck