They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…