If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

When God closes one store He opens another

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone