There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself