It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit