When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds