The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…