In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…