I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

God is the world’s only super-bower