In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…