TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy