Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom