Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes