Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
