In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness