Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
