TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
