The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…