Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

A being becomes human when you add meaning