The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

I risked loss And lost; I win

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five