The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
One thing I could do Was need control
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
