As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,