The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived