In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I