A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated