We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote