I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
