That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah