Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose