One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service