I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away