We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it