God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received