The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…