Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock