My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
