God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

Love may never win but love always ties

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five