Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
A being becomes human when you add meaning
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
