My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
