There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity