It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die