For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task