If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down