I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses