My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification