When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

100% of success is showing up on time

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…