In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
