The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is