You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
