I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
