We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
Love may never win but love always ties
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures