There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…