Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Never Win Anything
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
