My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot