Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing