It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner