As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
