How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
