I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

I have an idea: I have no idea

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman