Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
There Is Always Room For
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
